Posted 17 September 2007 - 06:08 PM
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
Money Talks ... but all mine ever says is Goodbye!
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.